I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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