return my video game
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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