your room smells of hookers.
And success
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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