I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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