Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Someone came in the potted fern
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize