HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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