party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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