Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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