Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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