real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize
