Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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