i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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