this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
