C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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