Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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