Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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