Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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