I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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