I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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