so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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