Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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