She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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