bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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