is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Two words: blizzard sex
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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