Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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