I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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