Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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