yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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