she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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