Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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