no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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