I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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