ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
