Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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