I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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