Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
a search helicopter?!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The adults are the big ones right?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Will exercising make me less horny?
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