Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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