Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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