Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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