I just saw a hot homeless man
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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