It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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