Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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