The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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