Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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