So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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