Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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