For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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