Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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