singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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