yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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